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It's Fixin to Blow

by J.D. Avera

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1.
Lott Road 03:00
Life has run you crazy And that stuff has made you lazy And you got a nasty cough I think that shit is catchin And there ain't no use in askin Cause the answer's gonna piss you off Mom and daddy told you Mom and daddy tried to scold you Mom and dad ain't got a goddamn clue About the way the binges Bout to pull you off your hinges Ain't nothing no one can do You think that you're so purty But you're lookin kinda dirty And that flirty game won't last Cause first you feed em lies And then you bleed em dry And then you cry when they don't call back I know you're gonna cuss me Cause I know that you don't trust me This ain't my first rodeo I don't care about your chest And I don't care about the rest So you best get used to hearing no You can shine a diamond Till it turns into an island You can polish up a turd You can take it hard And you can take it to the car But Barbie, take it for what it's worth And don't just sit there bleedin I don't wanna hear your reason You can travel the whole wide world You can get the girl off of Lott Road But you can't wash Lott Road off of the girl
2.
Hello purgatory Hello, sour grapes Some folks love to shove A person's face in his mistakes So give me liquor, love, or lima beans It's all just about the same Say farewell to the place I knew And left behind in flames I'm going down, so far down I'll never have to see the sky Where no one ever has to sit And watch a grown man cry Leave this place while some trace Of dignity remains And warm my hands beside A burning bridge along the way Goodbye AnnaLisa Goodbye certainty Wring your hands and make all of your Damn demands on me Feels like we're on the wrong side Of whatever side we're on I guess freedom's just another word For nothing left to pawn I'm going down, so far down I'll never have to see the sky Where no one ever has to sit And watch a grown man cry Leave this place while some trace Of dignity remains And warm my hands beside A burning bridge along the way Hello purgatory.
3.
Alabama 03:47
I'm somewhere on that Jefferson Davis Parkway Ten miles out of Jackson I believe All these restless nights turn into dark days With all these aces falling out of my sleeves And I've never been so lonesome, I must say Let the wheels turn around Let the potter throw the clay Cause I'm standing in the rain down here in Alabama Watching all the trains down here in Alabama It's got me all turned upside down Inside out, round and round And peace is nowhere to be found Down in Alabama When I was standing in that empty house in Mobile I swore I'd never pass this way again So I sat down on the floor And drank till I could not feel, anymore The shapes and shadows move beneath my skin And I'm running for the overpass Before the lightning starts again Everything smells like ozone Everywhere I've ever been And I'm running in the rain down here in Alabama Hanging from a chain down here in Alabama It's got me all turned upside down Inside out and round and round And they'll put me in the ground Oh down Down in Alabama Six feet down in Alabama Heart of dixie Could not fix me Will you miss me Alabama? Will you miss me Alabama?
4.
Mama Failed 02:30
Mama tried, but mama failed I'm surprised she lived to tell the tale I'm hangin with the boys tonight Down at the county jail Mama tried, but mama failed Mama was a good'un But she couldn't plan for me I came in this world The same day she turned 17 Mama ain't that bright But if you take a look at me You'll find the apple don't fall too far from the tree Mama tried, but mama failed You can't empty out the ocean with a pail And what you gonna do With all the fishes and the whales? Mama tried, but mama failed Daddy was a cowboy And by that I mean a lush Went out one night for gas And that's the last he saw of us I don't know what we ever did To make him want to leave But he still comes and borrows money In my dreams Mama tried, but mama failed There ain't no checks a-coming in the mail And you ain't gotta buy it Just cause they got it for sale Mama tried, but mama failed I know I took it hard When my PaPaw passed away He taught me how to work And he taught me how to play Sometimes me and Johnnie Walker Walk on down to PaPaw's grave And do it up again for old time's sake Mama tried, but mama failed Mama's tied to the rails And I don't ask no questions I just start pullin nails Mama tried, but mama failed Mama tried, but mama failed I'm surprised she lived to tell the tale These boys are lookin kinda rapey Hope somebody gets my bail Mama tried, but mama failed
5.
My dog run off with my truck Ain't that just some kinda luck? If the world was a tire It would probably be on fire You know a man just can't make a buck My woman run off with my dad Said it's the most fun she's had Well hi-de-ho-de fuck you And to Dear Daddy too You know we don't think You're even really our dad Moonshine Pine tree Diesel Snow Teardrops Pork chops Look out below It's fixin to blow Feed store Drug deal Hubcaps Grain Small town Meltdown Girl down the lane I hope she's in pain My granny run off with the lord 2 or 3 years. Maybe 4. And when I get there myself She's gonna stand up and yell "Looky there! That's my boy! And he's dead!" My dog run off with my truck Ain't that some kind of shit luck? If the world was a tire There'd be one big fire You know a man just can't make a buck The working man always gets stuck
6.
Half 02:50
The glass is half full When I'm pouring it The glass is half empty When I'm drinking it Now it's only half way wrong Your memory's half way gone And when I'm done I'll be half lit I'm halfway to hell On a nonstop I got half off Sending box tops And I got half a mind To quit wasting half my time And if I just had half a time Every time I said that You left the door half open When you hit the road But that's only because I always kept it half closed Halfway hot Is still just halfway cold Now I've gone and got myself half old The glass is half full When I'm pouring it The glass is half empty When I'm drinking it Now it's half past two And I'm halfway over you And that's no lie Maybe a half-truth
7.
Lullaby 04:10
8.
Good luck tonight I hope you get to fuck tonight I hope you don't get in a fight With someone bigger than you I hope you make it there I hope you wake up in mid air And all your life is fair And all your dreams come true I'm standing in this empty kitchen Staring at the ceiling, floor, and walls And you can't buy beer After 2:00 around here So I thought I might Pick up the phone and call And say good luck tonight I hope you get to fuck tonight I hope you get it right And all your skies are blue I hope you make it there I hope it goes beyond compare And all the stars out there Shine down just for you Maybe I will see you in the morning Once your feet have finally touched the ground And I know it ain't always pleasin To hear the voice of reason But I guess that's why You always keep me around Good luck tonight I hope you get to fuck tonight I hope you shine so bright It's hard to look directly at you I hope you catch a ride I hope the door swings open wide And as you walk inside They all cheer for you Good luck tonight I hope you get to fuck tonight I hope you don't get in a fight With someone bigger than you I hope you make it there I hope you wake up in mid air Without your underwear And all your dreams come true
9.
I'm driving through West Virginia With some hillbilly skank And I know I just got My own self to thank She's painting a picture I'm drawing a blank Hello West Virginia It ain't her fault that she grew up so poor Raised up by survivors Of the parking lot wars We consummated our love On the cold bathroom floor Of the Stuckey's on Route 94 But the highway is no place For love, my dear When I pull you close You're still miles from here And it's cold comfort in cold Texas toast Girl you look like you just seen a ghost And Jesus don't give out No free truck stop meals Grasping at razors for something to feel Tall tales, guardrails, unbroken lines Winning of hearts and minds In a culvert in a clearing As the wind starts to blow Her eyes fill with rain By the side of the road And the sign says Ohio Just ten miles to go Goodbye West Virginia Goodbye West Virginia
10.
Marlow 05:29
Well I'm making you this phone call Just to let you know You're gonna be getting phone calls All about the doins At the trailer On Saturday night And if I know this place, you're gonna hear Some fantastic stories So I thought it might behoove me To call you And tell you my side What had happened was We got in a scrap because She was talkin crap, like she does All the time Over nothing at all So of course when the law came You can guess who they all blamed And then they found my cocaine That could have gone better It's hard not to frown Bangin round, same old town Getting older Where they got bones they wanna pick And knives they wanna stick Between your shoulders These old hills still have eyes And towns of this size Just never let anything die And this time I don't know If I'll make it out of Marlow alive Cause what had happened was It all went really bad for us And we got nothing left to discuss Just a love Left to rust On the ground Don't I pay all the damn bills? Don't I tell that bitch I love her still? And when she wants her pain pills Who's out driving all over town What had happened was Nobody ever went to bat for us We'll never get it back the way it was Might as well put that one down What had happened was I turned into one ornery cuss I see my future at the back of a bus Kickin dust In a big rush out of town What had happened was I watched it all turn to dust What had happened was It all just fell apart

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The first solo album from the songwriter and frontman of the legendary punkabilly trio The F'n A-holes sees him bringing his sardonic wit and wordplay to a more textured exploration of country and Americana.

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released April 1, 2018

Written, Arranged, Performed, Engineered, and Micromanaged by J.D. Avera at Atomic Eye Studios in Gulf Shores, Alabama

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Singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, producer, engineer, general pain in the neck.

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